By Don Allen, Publisher

Minnesota Funnies…I hope you folks haven’t been living under a rock all your lives, like Jesus, Santa Claus is full fledged black man. How to you account for the reindeer names?  Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blixen and Blitzen, with Rudolph; I’m sorry, they’re all brothers (black people’s names).

There have been numerous reports that some members of Minnesota’s mainstream community to include some self-hate minorities do not want their children sitting on the lap of a Black Santa at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota –  a suburb of the Twin Cities.

This is the funniest news ever – in a society that says their colored-blind, having a White Christmas seems to be the only priority.